FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them

 PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed. But they can also wreak havoc if you push any buttons at the wrong time

 TIRES: No doubt, tires are male. They easily go bald and are often over inflated.

 HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because in order to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a big fire under them.

 SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and they retain water.

 WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being stared at and frequently getting hit on.

 TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up females.

 EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

 HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and of course, occasionally they're quite handy to have around

 THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would
be male, but consider this: It easily gives man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he sure keeps on trying