Because I don't already annoy enough of my friends on MySpace...

Because I don't already spend enough time sending  you emails that prompt you to quickly go check out my blog so that you don't miss the latest and greatest happenings of my life....

Because I don't already write enough crap on your Facebook wall....

Because I don't ask you enough times when I see you face to face if you've read the blog about the...

Now I'm expected to ask you if you will please OH pretty please Twitter with me?

SERIOUSLY?????

TWITTER??

AURGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH.

No, no NO!! I'm not doing it. NOT DOING IT. Sorry friends that have sent me Twitter requests or whatever they are called.

I will NOT
CANNOT

Twitter with a mouse.

I will NOT

shall not

Twitter in your house.

I will not

Twitter in a tree

I will not Twitter

till you pee

I cannot

Twitter if you cry

I shant not

Twitter till I die.

sorry. CAN'T

CAN'T

CAN'T

Well, at least not yet. Maybe I'll change my mind later. But for now... technology is not only moving way too fast for me, it's also annoying the hell out of me.