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fight! FIGHT! fight!
Have you ever been in the middle of an argument when you start to realize that while YOU are right... you COULD probably just back down because you know the argument isn't going anywhere productive and it's not that big of a deal anyways? Then you start to imagine and hear two little voices in your brain giving you advice. Sorta like the angel and the devil on each shoulder and the devil (or is it the angel) tells you, "NO! Don't back down now! You do that all the time. You back down way too much and you need to start standing your ground." Then your other voice says, "But you're not being the bigger person if you don't back down. You have to ask yourself if this is really worth it." Then the other voice sucker punches that voice to the ground then tells you, "Come on you big WUSS. This one is YOURS. You KNOW you are right and they are ridiculously WRONG and they are being selfish and you give them their way EVERY TIME and it's just teaching THEM to stay selfish and it solves NOTHING other than they will KNOW you're a big wuss and they can talk you down and get anything they want from you because guess what? YOU'RE A BIG WUSS!!!" Then the other voice calls the cops on the other voice and they end up on COPS: YOURBRAIN edition and so then you both stop arguing, turn the t.v. on, pop some microwave popcorn, open up a can of Budweiser and sit back, relax and enjoy the show? Has that ever happened to you? Yeah, me either! 2 comments from 2 users
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SocialDrinker
on May 28, 2008 at 02:07 PM
Then somehow your little voice ends up mad at the other little voice and for the rest of the day you feel angry not at the argument, because thats over but because its really the little voices that are angry at each other and you can feel it. then your walking around talking to yourself... ugh i should have said this or done this, mostly just the little voices being mad.... then you have your beer and just laugh at yourself. Then someone walks by and asks, what are you laughing at? All you can say is...nothing. hee hee. posted by
Twinkie
on May 31, 2008 at 08:45 AM
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