Have you ever come home from work after a hard days' work and decided you need.. no.. not NEED. You DESERVE to unwind.

So you open up a bottle of champagne you just happen to have in your fridge because of your recent new found love of it. See, you have decided to always keep a bottle in your fridge so that when your supermodel friends come over they have something to drink.

Of course you don't have  supermodel friends and so they obviously never come over and so there you go. A bottle of champagne always available for you to drink after a hard day's work.

Anyways.. so you open up this bottle and start swigging away like the lush that you are and before you know it, the whole bottle is gone. So then you forget about making dinner and instead order pizza and then your loving husband, "HEY you know what would be a GREAT idea? We should go out and have cocktails! And we should stay our really late because you just KNOW how much that makes sense since I have get up early to go to work tomorrow and won't THAT just make for a great work day!"

Of course your loving husband obliges and off you go.

Then you wake up the next morning and of course being the responsible lush that you are you get up anyways, take your shower, go through the motions half drunk/half asleep. Because YES.. you still felt drunk from the night before.

As you go off to work you think to yourself, "'DAMN! That probably WASN'T the best idea I've had this month!"

Has that ever happened to you?

Yeah, me either!