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Three Things I learned during my recent vacation
We just got back from a blissfully uneventful trip camping at the Pismo Dunes and I learned three things I just felt compelled to share with you. 1. If your newborn is constipated, grab a Q-tip (cotton swab), dip one of the ends in Vaseline (or A & D Ointment.) Grab the baby's feet and holding them together, pull them back towards the baby's shoulders. Stick the end of the Q-tip gently into the baby's butt. Yes, I know. Poor baby. Keep it in there, while still holding the baby's legs. Wait about ....ooooooh. I don't know.. 30 to 60 seconds and you'll get a nice surprise. AMAZING!!!! 2. Don't worry if other parents think you're being too paranoid about the boys rough housing. If you're not comfortable with it, put a stop to it. Nobody is right or wrong. It's all about YOUR own comfort level. Period. 3. When it's dark and you're too scared to walk to the port-a-potty make sure the spot behind the truck you picked to pee behind is actually behind a TIRE especially if the truck is LIFTED. Otherwise, peeing behind the truck is senseless, since everyone can still see you in the gap UNDER the truck. More on all this later. For now.... hope you learned something new! Take care everybody! 0 comments from 0 users
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