http://www.masbakersfield.com/home/Blog/Joe/15866 You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are either designated as Male or Female.&nbsp; No offense intended to those of you who fall into these categories ! Here are some examples: &nbsp;FREEZER BAGS: They are male,&nbsp;because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them &nbsp;PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed. But they can also wreak havoc if you push&nbsp;any buttons at the wrong time &nbsp;TIRES: No doubt, tires are male. They easily go bald and are often over inflated. &nbsp;HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because in order to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a big fire under them. &nbsp;SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and they retain water. &nbsp;WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being&nbsp;stared at and frequently getting hit on. &nbsp;TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up females. &nbsp;EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom. &nbsp;HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and of course,&nbsp;occasionally they're quite handy to have around &nbsp;THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he&nbsp;sure keeps on trying You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are either designated as Male or Female.&nbsp; No offense intended to those of you who fall into these categories ! Here are some examples: &nbsp;FREEZER BAGS: They are male,&nbsp;because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them &nbsp;PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed. But they can also wreak havoc if you push&nbsp;any buttons at the wrong time &nbsp;TIRES: No doubt, tires are male. They easily go bald and are often over inflated. &nbsp;HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because in order to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a big fire under them. &nbsp;SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and they retain water. &nbsp;WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being&nbsp;stared at and frequently getting hit on. &nbsp;TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up females. &nbsp;EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom. &nbsp;HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and of course,&nbsp;occasionally they're quite handy to have around &nbsp;THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he&nbsp;sure keeps on trying en-us ha! too funny Joe! http://www.masbakersfield.com/home/Blog/Joe/15866/#c_150381 http://www.masbakersfield.com/home/Blog/Joe/15866/#c_150381 ha! too funny Joe! Yeah...but the pictures that were there were replaced by X's.  Is that what you see too?  X's?  I prefer a W or a Y but not an X. http://www.masbakersfield.com/home/Blog/Joe/15866/#c_150451 http://www.masbakersfield.com/home/Blog/Joe/15866/#c_150451 Yeah...but the pictures that were there were replaced by X's.  Is that what you see too?  X's?  I prefer a W or a Y but not an X. ok what about cell phones -- male or female?! http://www.masbakersfield.com/home/Blog/Joe/15866/#c_150667 http://www.masbakersfield.com/home/Blog/Joe/15866/#c_150667 ok what about cell phones -- male or female?! <p><font size="3">CELL PHONES..., Olivia, you probably got this one!  It's FEMALE because you have to press all the right buttons to make it work.  If you press the wrong buttons, as you know, you'll be told you pressed the wrong buttons and you'll be disconnected.....until you press the right ones~!</font></p> <p><font size="3"></font></p> http://www.masbakersfield.com/home/Blog/Joe/15866/#c_150680 http://www.masbakersfield.com/home/Blog/Joe/15866/#c_150680 <p><font size="3">CELL PHONES..., Olivia, you probably got this one!  It's FEMALE because you have to press all the right buttons to make it work.  If you press the wrong buttons, as you know, you'll be told you pressed the wrong buttons and you'll be disconnected.....until you press the right ones~!</font></p> <p><font size="3"></font></p> LOL http://www.masbakersfield.com/home/Blog/Joe/15866/#c_150755 http://www.masbakersfield.com/home/Blog/Joe/15866/#c_150755 LOL