http://www.masbakersfield.com/home/Blog/Twinkie/29080 &quot;How do you feel today?&quot; that's the standard question at my physical therapy sessions. At first I thought he was being cordial. I'd answer, &quot;I'm good! How are you?&quot; Until I realized DUH! He really means it. And it's how he gets a general feeling of whether the physical therapy is working or not. So it's important that I answer truthfully. &quot;Surprisingly good!&quot; I exclaimed one morning. I really did feel good. Absolutely no pain at all. Just a little soreness. That RARELY happens. &quot;Where is your pain level?&quot; he probes further. &quot;Ummmm.... a three? I think? I don't know. I really don't feel any pain right now, actually. Just feeling a little sore.&quot; I replied. &quot;Really?&quot; he says surprised. It's the first time I've ever said that to him. &quot;Wow! OK!&quot; I added, &quot;Of course it could be because I'm still drunk from last night. See, my back hurt sooooo much yesterday that I went to the store right after work and bought a bottle of Chandon Sparkling Wine to unwind. I thought I'd drink a couple of glasses, you know? And maybe I'd feel a little bit better, right? Well, I drank the whole bottle. (INSERT GRIN HERE) It took the pain away. BUT, now I think I'm still drunk.&quot; (INSERT NERVOUS LAUGHTER HERE from my P.T.) Then he says, &quot;Self medication, hu? Gotta love it! Sometimes that's the way to go!&quot; He pats me on the back playfully then adds sternly, &quot;Just don't make it a habit!&quot; &quot;How do you feel today?&quot; that's the standard question at my physical therapy sessions. At first I thought he was being cordial. I'd answer, &quot;I'm good! How are you?&quot; Until I realized DUH! He really means it. And it's how he gets a general feeling of whether the physical therapy is working or not. So it's important that I answer truthfully. &quot;Surprisingly good!&quot; I exclaimed one morning. I really did feel good. Absolutely no pain at all. Just a little soreness. That RARELY happens. &quot;Where is your pain level?&quot; he probes further. &quot;Ummmm.... a three? I think? I don't know. I really don't feel any pain right now, actually. Just feeling a little sore.&quot; I replied. &quot;Really?&quot; he says surprised. It's the first time I've ever said that to him. &quot;Wow! OK!&quot; I added, &quot;Of course it could be because I'm still drunk from last night. See, my back hurt sooooo much yesterday that I went to the store right after work and bought a bottle of Chandon Sparkling Wine to unwind. I thought I'd drink a couple of glasses, you know? And maybe I'd feel a little bit better, right? Well, I drank the whole bottle. (INSERT GRIN HERE) It took the pain away. BUT, now I think I'm still drunk.&quot; (INSERT NERVOUS LAUGHTER HERE from my P.T.) Then he says, &quot;Self medication, hu? Gotta love it! Sometimes that's the way to go!&quot; He pats me on the back playfully then adds sternly, &quot;Just don't make it a habit!&quot; en-us <p>chandon sparkling or domaine chandon...   which kind was it... too late you are hooked on sparklings, i wish there was a way you could smuggle some into the water park without letting it loose its bubbles. </p> http://www.masbakersfield.com/home/Blog/Twinkie/29080/#c_263689 http://www.masbakersfield.com/home/Blog/Twinkie/29080/#c_263689 <p>chandon sparkling or domaine chandon...   which kind was it... too late you are hooked on sparklings, i wish there was a way you could smuggle some into the water park without letting it loose its bubbles. </p> <p>heeeee. I know, right? OOPS I mean, I do not condone such behavior!</p> http://www.masbakersfield.com/home/Blog/Twinkie/29080/#c_263694 http://www.masbakersfield.com/home/Blog/Twinkie/29080/#c_263694 <p>heeeee. I know, right? OOPS I mean, I do not condone such behavior!</p>