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I can't believe summertime is almost here. It's so close, I can taste it! The weather has been showing signs here and there. High 80's, low 90's. The Baby Twinkies have been swimming for over a month now. But there are other signs too. You just have to know where to look. I was driving to baseball practice with my Baby Twinkies  the other when I noticed a big boat parked on the street.   Me: Oh my gosh! WOW Look at that honkin' huge boat! Baby Twinkie: Where, mom? Where? Me: What do you mean WHERE? Don't tell me you didn't see it? It was HUGE! *he looks every way but where the boat is parked. Baby Twinkie: Where? Where? Where? I don't see it! Me: It's right there.... right in front of the buttcheeks. The Baby Twinkies automatically know what I'm talking about and turn back to the buttcheeks. Now, I'm sure you're thinking to yourself, "WHAT THE HECK ARE THE BUTTCHEEKS?" Well, the buttcheeks is something that you have to SEE to...
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