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About Twinkie

A little bit about me? Ok, well here it goes! 

My name is Norma and I was on my way to superstardom as a tall, skinny and beautiful super model until a freak accident caused me to shrink in size and gain weight.

 

 

Too short to model and with no other skills I decided to change career paths and so here I am.

My current job description is Tooth Fairy, Nurse, Lifeguard, Maid, Santa's Helper, Dessert Coordinator, Master Chef, Personal Assistant, Sports Manager, *Referee*Chauffer, Travel Agent/Vacation Planner.

OH, and I also hold a PAYING job in which I go to just to rest from my REAL job at home.

I graduated from McFarland High School in 1989. I am now married and have four children the ages of 18, 17, 9, and 8.

They are my world.

I never really understood that phrase until I became a mother.

-Although my real name is Norma I chose my childhood nickname "Twinkie" for my blog.  It might sound like a silly name, but in fact... well it is. It was given to me in high school by a very dear friend of mine who passed away, so in honor of her, I kept it. 

I am originally from Guadalajara, Jalisco, MX and grew up partly in Colonia Santa Cecilia and partly in Tijuana. This picture was taken in "Los Barrancos de Tijuana."

When I was about 9 years old my family made the big move into the United States and we've been here ever since. My parents had three more children which they raised in McFarland. By "they" of course I mean my wonderful mom and my older sister. My dad's job as a father was complete as far as he was concerned when he helped conceive them.

I love to write and have been blogging/writing my crazy random thoughts since 2006. I won Bakersfield Blogger of the Year in 2007. It's the only thing I've ever won, and this includes lottery tickets and raffles.

Well, I guess by now I probably told you more than you needed to know so that's all. For now. I hope you enjoy reading my crazy random thoughts!

OH.. and another thing.. the most important thing! I LOVE THIS MAN!

  

blog characters: 

Twinkie = me

Mr. Twinkie= the love of my life

the baby Twinkies are Big Mickey (8 year old) Annequin (9 years old) Princess Twinkie (17 years old)

Too Cool Twinkie (18 years old)

 

(left to right) T, B, and Teen Barbie and Cabana Boy, 

Goocher and Dee= my best friends since 3rd grade

There's a few other friends I blog about:

I usually post pictures of them if I'm talking about them, so you'll know who they are.

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Member Since:April 30, 2007
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In Case Of Emergency Posted June 29, 2009
I had a near death experience while swimming laps in my pool this Saturday. I decided to kill two birds with one... Read More >>
“Flying was his life,” she said. “He died doing what made him happiest.” Posted June 19, 2009
A pilot by the name of Craig Lennell died yesterday morningwhile his Continental Airlines Flight 61 was... Read More >>
Two Faced or Family Etiquette? Posted June 15, 2009
The Twinkie Sisters We’ve been spending a lot of time with family the past month due to graduation... Read More >>

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Truth be told, I was just kidding .. I did panic for half a second then I got to where I could... Read More >>
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Exactly! Thanks for agreeing with me. :) Read More >>
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I'm normally goofy, hehehe. And yes... next I decide to swim laps I'll probably use a flotation device of some... Read More >>

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View Comment Posted July 02, 2009
Oh boy! I get where you're coming from. It's hard to explain though, especially with the family that I have. We are a... Read More >>
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Truth be told, I was just kidding .. I did panic for half a second then I got to where I could... Read More >>
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Exactly! Thanks for agreeing with me. :) Read More >>

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Comment From: florita

Tue May 12, 2009 19:22:51 PDT
hey twinkie, i love your Vegas story, i have had some good rememberal times with my girlfriends, its a blast i cant wait to go back.
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Comment From: rockband94

Sun Mar 15, 2009 16:07:54 PDT
HI!!! i would like to participate in the expo again this year!!! as you can see i have done this before!!! so please comment back!!!
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Comment From: florita

Thu Mar 12, 2009 19:29:24 PDT
hi twinkie, i so much enjoyed your story, so so funny, what a crack up. i hate when crap like that happens, especially when "some1" should of been polite and said something to you, i would've, i'm like that, cuz you never know when you need it back, "finger lickin good", lol.
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Comment From: dweaver333

Wed Dec 17, 2008 19:16:22 PST
Yep! I'm working on Moonpies and Movie Stars — I'm at the Arizona-California border still, so I'm about halfway through. Have fun reading Palahniuk!
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