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About Twinkie

A little bit about me? Ok, well here it goes! 

My name is Norma and I was on my way to superstardom as a tall, skinny and beautiful super model until a freak accident caused me to shrink in size and gain weight.

 

 

Too short to model and with no other skills I decided to change career paths and so here I am.

My current job description is Tooth Fairy, Nurse, Lifeguard, Maid, Santa's Helper, Dessert Coordinator, Master Chef, Personal Assistant, Sports Manager, *Referee*Chauffer, Travel Agent/Vacation Planner.

OH, and I also hold a PAYING job in which I go to just to rest from my REAL job at home.

I graduated from McFarland High School in 1989. I am now married and have four children the ages of 18, 17, 9, and 8.

They are my world.

I never really understood that phrase until I became a mother.

-Although my real name is Norma I chose my childhood nickname "Twinkie" for my blog.  It might sound like a silly name, but in fact... well it is. It was given to me in high school by a very dear friend of mine who passed away, so in honor of her, I kept it. 

I am originally from Guadalajara, Jalisco, MX and grew up partly in Colonia Santa Cecilia and partly in Tijuana. This picture was taken in "Los Barrancos de Tijuana."

When I was about 9 years old my family made the big move into the United States and we've been here ever since. My parents had three more children which they raised in McFarland. By "they" of course I mean my wonderful mom and my older sister. My dad's job as a father was complete as far as he was concerned when he helped conceive them.

I love to write and have been blogging/writing my crazy random thoughts since 2006. I won Bakersfield Blogger of the Year in 2007. It's the only thing I've ever won, and this includes lottery tickets and raffles.

Well, I guess by now I probably told you more than you needed to know so that's all. For now. I hope you enjoy reading my crazy random thoughts!

OH.. and another thing.. the most important thing! I LOVE THIS MAN!

  

blog characters: 

Twinkie = me

Mr. Twinkie= the love of my life

the baby Twinkies are Big Mickey (8 year old) Annequin (9 years old) Princess Twinkie (17 years old)

Too Cool Twinkie (18 years old)

 

(left to right) T, B, and Teen Barbie and Cabana Boy, 

Goocher and Dee= my best friends since 3rd grade

There's a few other friends I blog about:

I usually post pictures of them if I'm talking about them, so you'll know who they are.

User Name:Twinkie
Member Since:April 30, 2007
Last Signed In:December 04, 2008
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MAS BOOK CLUB PRESENTS: MoonPies and Moviestars by Amy Wallen Posted December 04, 2008
I first read MoonPies And Movie Stars a while back during the same time that I got my first taste of... Read More >>
Happy Father's Day to the greatest dad! Posted June 11, 2008
You have been there for us through runny noses and broken legs!  And we love you for it! Happy Father's Day... Read More >>
Good Night Sweet Girl! Posted May 25, 2008
Reason #1 I fell in love with my husband: "You know there are four words I need to hear before I go to sleep.... Read More >>

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Twinkie's Recent Blog Posts
The Three Amigas Posted November 24, 2008
The three amigas had brunch this Sunday. As usual, it was full of laughs and giggles and stares from people around... Read More >>
A Twinkielicious Bath Posted November 19, 2008
It just occurred to me that I haven’t had a bath for a very long time. It’s not that I don’t enjoy... Read More >>
Take my personality test! Posted November 18, 2008
In the middle of the table is a round food tray with five kinds of Fruits on it. They are: A. Apple B. Banana ... Read More >>

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View Comment Posted October 01, 2007
OOPS I forgot to ADD THE VIDEO.... it's there now. And it's funny. Betcha didn't know Cleopatra was a chola, did yah? Read More >>
View Comment Posted October 01, 2007
Ah man, another height restriction. Those pesky restrictions keep me from even getting on the kiddie rides at Magic... Read More >>
View Comment Posted October 01, 2007
Joe, you're awesome. You took it a step further. I would have never thought of it in terms like that. But... Read More >>

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View Comment Posted December 04, 2008
  as usual... I'm bringing my bakotopia.com comments here for your enjoyment!         ... Read More >>
View Comment Posted November 24, 2008
Hey Poppy! Yes, they actually are great, wonderful kids! Either all the beatings I gave them as babies... Read More >>
View Comment Posted November 22, 2008
Oh my goodness, they are so beautiful.  And they look like such good kids, too! Read More >>

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Comment From: eetrada

Wed Nov 19, 2008 08:53:54 PST

"Hi Twinkie! Sorry it has taken me a while to get back to you. I interviewed Ross Griego and can see how he changed your life. He is truly an amazing person and willing to help those in need. He gives hope to people instead of bringing them down, especially women. I was honored to have been given the privilege of speaking with him."

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Comment From: eetrada

Thu Sep 18, 2008 08:34:33 PDT
Hi Twinkie...when I spoke with Ross Griego, I could immediately tell he was an inspiration to the community...I guess he rubbed off on you...you are an amazing person...I read your bloggs daily and can see how connected you are with the community. Thank you for your note.
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Comment From: ajeno62

Thu Aug 14, 2008 16:41:19 PDT
Okay! Me llamo José Tetreaux sur da la frontera. Aqui, soy Joe no màs. just plain Joe, an honored signer of your guessed book. :)
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Comment From: caligyrl04

Wed May 7, 2008 07:51:31 PDT
HI! I feel so bad for never responding back. I get really busy with work, coaching my daughters softball team, making hair bows.....and well LIFE! lol You have a beautiful family! Thanks for the comments! Rose
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