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By now I'm sure it's way old news but I still wanted to address the lip synching fiasco at the Chinese Olympics. Or what will be known around the world as the "Chinese Milli Vanilli fiasco of 2008."  Girl, you KNOW it's true. But what about the fake...
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1. Getting a call from Aunt "J" and the first words out of her mouth are "I just got done shopping. I bought you some pajamas."  This was of course in reference to my Rainbow Brite Lady of the Night blog where I confessed to cyber space what...
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I was reading yet another one of my favorite blogs where she's talking about her clothing choices for taking her boyfriend to work early in the morning.  That particular day she was wearing pink shorts, a sports bra and a hoodie. Under the pink shorts she was wearing...
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Courtesy of one of my favorite blogs by Valancy Jane:  Valancy's: Why yes, I would like to live forever. I’ve never been bored, ever, so why wouldn’t I? (See why I love reading her blogs? LOVE IT!!!) Mine? No, I don’t feel flattered when you ask me if...
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So I was reading one of my favorite blogs the other day and she'd written about how her dad came to her apartment to work on her computer and she realized there was stuff on it she didn't want him to see.  This got her to thinking about other stuff around the house she keeps that she'd be...
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OK so I have to admit that I've been sitting on this new story for a while and finally decided to blog about it. I started a few times with jokes. You know the kind. The good ol' fashioned Catholic jokes that have been around forever. And I don't know if I joke because I don't believe or...
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Do you have that ONE person at work that makes your day every day. Sometimes? Once in a while? You know the one. The cheerful one that always has positive things to say at just the right time? Or if you're in a shitty mood he'll say something that makes you smile whether it's something...
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We just got back from a blissfully uneventful trip camping at the Pismo Dunes and I learned three things I just felt compelled to share with you. 1. If your newborn is constipated, grab a Q-tip (cotton swab), dip one of the ends in Vaseline (or A & D Ointment.) Grab the baby's feet and...
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The following is an actual text conversation with my friends. Here is a little background information: My two childhood friends Dee and Goocher went to the beach together this weekend. they invited me but I already had my own plans this weekend, which started off with Thursday's American Idol...
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We took the boys to the American Idol concert at the Save Mart Center this Thursday, July 3rd. Here's a brief summary of the night! For starters... Can I just say that by the quality of their voices and stage performance they were voted off at the time they should have? It's crazy. I didn't...
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I worked a fireworks booth today for one of my kid's organizations fundraiser. I don't like fireworks personally, but I guess they are the best fundraiser of the year. That's only because they aren't selling beer or cigarettes in my opinion. OK OK So it's soooooo wrong for me to say that....
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It was a pretty windy day and it brought a tropical storm in. I was in a restaurant, overlooking the beach.  Through the restaurant's big windows I could see the palm trees swaying back and forth and it scared me a little. In the background I could hear the local news station talking about...
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I had a dream the other day that I killed a man. It was a really weird dream for me because I've never come that close to hurting somebody or WANTING to hurt somebody before.  In dreams, OR real life. Usually in my dreams I'm being chased but when they come close to catching me I somehow...
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I look at my kids every day and see how gorgeous they are. Sometimes I feel like crying as I see them laugh and joke with their friends. Tears of joy of course.  I watch from the window as they play from morning to night with no worries in the world and then I think back and I feel even...
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My kids had Open House at their school the other day. They were soooo excited to show me all the stuff they had made/written specifically for open house, to showcase what they had learned through the year. Annequin is a very good storyteller. He always has been. He puts sentences together so...
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