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I want to win tickets because I want to take my honey out on a date.  Here's my joke:  One Sunday morning at a little church, the devil came in.... he ran around and scared everyone out of the building except one older gentleman...When the devil asked him if he knew who he was, the old man replied, I know who you are, you're Satan, the Devil... The devil replied, well,why arent you afraid of me, why didnt you run away... The old man replied: Why should I be afraid of you, I've been married to your sister for 25 years.

I would love to win tickets to this comedy show, since i've never been to a show at the fox theatre.here's my favorite joke!....there were three woman inh a river in mexico and they were doing their family laundry by scrubbing there clothing on rocks and dunking them in water, as they were almost done and all that was left to wash was the clothe on their backs, all three women took theitr own clothe off and proceeded to wash their own clothes, just then an american priest came waundering by and noticed the three naked women in the river and replied...jesus christ...one woman looked at the other woman and said...oye comadre, dice que chi chi's trais.....