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Is it possible? Yes, my friends. It is possible. Granted, it won’t be a lb. of fat, but does it matter? Not at all. The scale will show a 1 lb. weight loss and that’s all that really matters. heh. Your skinny jeans may still be a little snug but come on, you’ll still be 1 lb. lighter. Yeah, baby. Get it? A WHOLE FRICKIN POUND! Hey, anything helps… especially me. heh.

 

How do I do this, you may be asking yourself? Very simple, my friends. Go give blood. Do it, goshdarnit. Not only will you be 1 lb. lighter. Tralalala. But you’ll be helping someone else who really needs it. It’s a gratifying experience.

 

Do you have A, B, AB blood types? Then you may consider donating platelets. I actually think they may pay you money for that. If you have O blood types, then definitely give whole blood. All you get is string cheese and juice, but that’s all right. You didn’t need the money anyway, right? The whole process can take anywhere from 15 minutes to an hour depending on wait time, but it’s so easy. Really. You’ll be so glad you did. My honey finally did it a while back and I know he’ll donate again.

 

I’m eligible again on March 21^st if anyone wants to join me. But you can donate at the Houchin Blood Bank on 2600 G. St. Monday, Wednesday and Friday. And at the Houchin Blood Bank on 5901 Truxtun Ave from Monday thru Saturday. Go. Hurry. Save a life.