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Do you remember the cute little signs that were crochet by Nana that read “If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie.”

The first time I ever came across one of those I must have been a kid or something, and hadn’t ventured out to too many public restrooms because I thought it was the cutest lil ol sign I'd ever seen. 

NOW? I feel Nana’s frustrations. How hard is it? If you URINATE ALL OVER THE DARNED TOILET SEAT BECAUSE YOU’RE TOO STUPID TO LIFT UP THE SEAT (IF YOU’RE A MAN) OR JUST PLAIN STUPID (WOMAN) for the love of all that is holy… wipe it up. It’s NOT that hard. 

I mean seriously! Is there no bathroom etiquette or decency anymore? 

Or ok, so it’s not always pee, but it's still gross to see… the overflow of toilet water mist from those hard core flushers. You know the kind? They flus with so much force you're afraid it's gonna take you down with it?

But guess what? It literally takes about 4 seconds to wait till the toilet is done flushing and spraying and misting on the seat. Get some toilet paper. WIPE THE SEAT. It’s not rocket science folks. 

Or what about the butt crust? You walk into a public restroom and there’s little crusties of toilet paper lint on the seat. WOW. Really?

The other day I went to use a public restroom only to find one single black LONG pubic hair on the toilet seat. Yes, folks. Now you can’t even bother to look back and see if your nasty a$$ unshaved sasquatch mess down there is leaving a trail? 

Really? 

Wax that shiznit. Or at least? PLEASE? Look back to make sure you didn’t leave some locks of love behind.

Although as gross as that was? That isn't even as bad as walking in to a seat sprinkled with somebody else’s urine. That one is still the grossest.

Or worse! You walk in to find the toilet seat cover still ON the seat. With piss sprinkles on it. 

Now that's just darned insulting. It grosses YOU out to sit in a dirty a$$ed public toilet seat, right? So how in the world do you think I feel when I walk in to YOUR mess? 

You dumb lazy biotch. Show some human decency.

Clean up after yourself.