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Operation Donut: Day Four

I won’t bore you with the details of how my day went, other than to say I didn’t snack on anything bad, had salmon for dinner (very small portion) and NO bread. Good day unless you count the five beers I had after. That’s 765 calories, according to my LOSE IT app on my iPhone.

Still, it was a succesful day. I only went 372 calories over my budgeted count. But it was all on beer. Now what did I tell you about when I drink? I don’t crave sweets. I had some beers the night before too. And guess what? NO SWEETS. NO CRAVINGS. Hmmm…… maybe that’s key? Switch to light beers, though.

Ok so anyways, I keep getting asked by my internet peeps why I think I’m fat. ”You’re not fat Twinkie” or.. “Is the picture you posted your evil twin? Because you’re NOT fat.”

So  today I thought I’d post the picture that sent me into the mission I’m on today.  See THIS:

not fat

is typically the type of picture I post of myself. Not fat, right? Pretty decent?

 

But these? THESE are the reason (or PART OF the reason)

 

reason

 

 

yes THOSE are the reason for THIS:

fat

 

Oh GAWD… how that gut haunts me. So seriously? I need to focus on my eating habits. Yes, ladies and gentlemen. It’s time to bring out my LOSE IT app that I had put into retirement.

lose it2

 

And also? I NEED to get some sort of excercise. I was trying to avoid it. But really? Let’s get real. There’s no way I’m giving up my beer. Therefore? I have to not only count my calories, but I have to burn some off too.

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Posted by Twinkie Friday, July 31, 2009 - 06:25
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Posted by Netecutli on Friday, July 31, 2009 - 18:25
Netecutli

Hey Twinkie,

did you know that an aspirin a day will help you lose weight and tone up the abs?

Yeah,

you take it and roll three times around the block - five days a week (you need two days to recover)

No but seriously,

the problem of being overweight stems from two joints in the human body:

When the elbow joint bends and the jaw (temporamandibular) hinges you are prone to gain weight.

In the words of Zig Zigglar, " you are the weight you chose to be." because you probably have not eaten anything by mistake and no body has forced you to eat something.

Although, today I ate five tacos by accident. I had them as a snack while preparing carne con pápas; but I was good , they were corn tortillas, con manteca.

And remember brewsky is not one of the food groups.