Twinkie

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About Twinkie

A little bit about me? Ok, well here it goes! 

My name is Norma and I was on my way to superstardom as a tall, skinny and beautiful super model until a freak accident caused me to shrink in size and gain weight.

 

 

Too short to model and with no other skills I decided to change career paths and so here I am.

My current job description is Tooth Fairy, Nurse, Lifeguard, Maid, Santa's Helper, Dessert Coordinator, Master Chef, Personal Assistant, Sports Manager, *Referee*Chauffer, Travel Agent/Vacation Planner.

OH, and I also hold a PAYING job in which I go to just to rest from my REAL job at home.

I graduated from McFarland High School in 1989. I am now married and have four children the ages of 18, 17, 9, and 8.

They are my world.

I never really understood that phrase until I became a mother.

-Although my real name is Norma I chose my childhood nickname "Twinkie" for my blog.  It might sound like a silly name, but in fact... well it is. It was given to me in high school by a very dear friend of mine who passed away, so in honor of her, I kept it. 

I am originally from Guadalajara, Jalisco, MX and grew up partly in Colonia Santa Cecilia and partly in Tijuana. This picture was taken in "Los Barrancos de Tijuana."

When I was about 9 years old my family made the big move into the United States and we've been here ever since. My parents had three more children which they raised in McFarland. By "they" of course I mean my wonderful mom and my older sister. My dad's job as a father was complete as far as he was concerned when he helped conceive them.

I love to write and have been blogging/writing my crazy random thoughts since 2006. I won Bakersfield Blogger of the Year in 2007. It's the only thing I've ever won, and this includes lottery tickets and raffles.

Well, I guess by now I probably told you more than you needed to know so that's all. For now. I hope you enjoy reading my crazy random thoughts!

OH.. and another thing.. the most important thing! I LOVE THIS MAN!

  

blog characters: 

Twinkie = me

Mr. Twinkie= the love of my life

the baby Twinkies are Big Mickey (8 year old) Annequin (9 years old) Princess Twinkie (17 years old)

Too Cool Twinkie (18 years old)

 

(left to right) T, B, and Teen Barbie and Cabana Boy, 

Goocher and Dee= my best friends since 3rd grade

There's a few other friends I blog about:

I usually post pictures of them if I'm talking about them, so you'll know who they are.

User Name: Twinkie
Member Since: 04/30/2007 - 10:49
Last Signed In: 02/25/2010 - 09:51
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Twinkie's Interests

Family, mexican food, Negro Modelo, saladitos

Twinkie's Favorite Links

Overbooked! An article about my MAS BOOK CLUB
[f]oxymoron... a blog to enjoy!
Poppycede.. a blog I enjoy reading!
My MAS BOOK CLUB
Libra Girl another blog I enjoy reading!

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View Comment Posted 09/14/2009 - 12:35
I will be attending the Wednesday event as part of my Chicana Book Club if anybody would like to join me.If...
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View Comment Posted 08/26/2009 - 21:09
SHUT UP!!! I was just there this weekend. I would have LOVED to see Carlos Santana!!!
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View Comment Posted 08/25/2009 - 10:55
Oh I fell in love with the professional dancers this past season. But the whole "celebrity" thing irks me. I just read...
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View Comment Posted 08/18/2009 - 14:25
here are comments I'm getting from this same article on my bakotopia.com blog: posted by Dizzyfingers on Aug 17, 2009...
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View Comment Posted 08/17/2009 - 21:38
I love you too Rachel! how was your concert/performance? 

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View Comment Posted 11/30/2009 - 21:31
DANG! How did this Twog (Twinkie Blog) get past me??? Sounds like I missed out on GREAT FUN!!!I must agree...
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View Comment Posted 11/30/2009 - 21:30
DANG! How did this Twog (Twinkie Blog) get past me??? Sounds like I missed out on GREAT FUN!!!I must agree...
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View Comment Posted 09/28/2009 - 10:18
Great quote Net, I guess I should stop returning books :)
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View Comment Posted 09/14/2009 - 12:35
I will be attending the Wednesday event as part of my Chicana Book Club if anybody would like to join me.If...
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View Comment Posted 08/25/2009 - 10:55
Oh I fell in love with the professional dancers this past season. But the whole "celebrity" thing irks me. I just read...

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Kids Text The Darnest Things Posted 02/24/2010 - 10:00
THIS my friends....THIS is how you wrap your mommy around your little finger.I send my boys up to sleep at bedtime...
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PRIMAL INFUSION: Bellydance Festival and Workshops at the Nile Posted 01/29/2010 - 12:20
Are you tired of the typical, boring exercise regime? Are you looking to be involved in the new trend in exercise?...
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Butterfly Kisses Posted 01/15/2010 - 11:12
I'm sure I've mentioned it before. When my best friend Dee and I were about 25 we took off on a road trip to...
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Silence Posted 12/03/2009 - 18:36
Silence is golden sometimes. Sometimes it's hell. Lately for me it's HELL. Of course the silence I'm talking about is...
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Burn The Witch: He Who Cast The First Stone Posted 10/23/2009 - 11:25
    One thing you have to understand about artists is that they typically are regular people like...

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morganjames
Tuesday, September 15, 2009 - 07:21

your bio made me lol

florita
Tuesday, May 12, 2009 - 17:22
hey twinkie, i love your Vegas story, i have had some good rememberal times with my girlfriends, its a blast i cant wait to go back.
rockband94
Sunday, March 15, 2009 - 14:07
HI!!! i would like to participate in the expo again this year!!! as you can see i have done this before!!! so please comment back!!!
florita
Thursday, March 12, 2009 - 17:29
hi twinkie, i so much enjoyed your story, so so funny, what a crack up. i hate when crap like that happens, especially when "some1" should of been polite and said something to you, i would've, i'm like that, cuz you never know when you need it back, "finger lickin good", lol.
dweaver333
Wednesday, December 17, 2008 - 18:16
Yep! I'm working on Moonpies and Movie Stars — I'm at the Arizona-California border still, so I'm about halfway through. Have fun reading Palahniuk!