Twinkie

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About Twinkie

A little bit about me? Ok, well here it goes! 

My name is Norma and I was on my way to superstardom as a tall, skinny and beautiful super model until a freak accident caused me to shrink in size and gain weight.

 

 

Too short to model and with no other skills I decided to change career paths and so here I am.

My current job description is Tooth Fairy, Nurse, Lifeguard, Maid, Santa's Helper, Dessert Coordinator, Master Chef, Personal Assistant, Sports Manager, *Referee*Chauffer, Travel Agent/Vacation Planner.

OH, and I also hold a PAYING job in which I go to just to rest from my REAL job at home.

I graduated from McFarland High School in 1989. I am now married and have four children the ages of 18, 17, 9, and 8.

They are my world.

I never really understood that phrase until I became a mother.

-Although my real name is Norma I chose my childhood nickname "Twinkie" for my blog.  It might sound like a silly name, but in fact... well it is. It was given to me in high school by a very dear friend of mine who passed away, so in honor of her, I kept it. 

I am originally from Guadalajara, Jalisco, MX and grew up partly in Colonia Santa Cecilia and partly in Tijuana. This picture was taken in "Los Barrancos de Tijuana."

When I was about 9 years old my family made the big move into the United States and we've been here ever since. My parents had three more children which they raised in McFarland. By "they" of course I mean my wonderful mom and my older sister. My dad's job as a father was complete as far as he was concerned when he helped conceive them.

I love to write and have been blogging/writing my crazy random thoughts since 2006. I won Bakersfield Blogger of the Year in 2007. It's the only thing I've ever won, and this includes lottery tickets and raffles.

Well, I guess by now I probably told you more than you needed to know so that's all. For now. I hope you enjoy reading my crazy random thoughts!

OH.. and another thing.. the most important thing! I LOVE THIS MAN!

  

blog characters: 

Twinkie = me

Mr. Twinkie= the love of my life

the baby Twinkies are Big Mickey (8 year old) Annequin (9 years old) Princess Twinkie (17 years old)

Too Cool Twinkie (18 years old)

 

(left to right) T, B, and Teen Barbie and Cabana Boy, 

Goocher and Dee= my best friends since 3rd grade

There's a few other friends I blog about:

I usually post pictures of them if I'm talking about them, so you'll know who they are.

User Name: Twinkie
Member Since: 04/30/2007 - 09:49
Last Signed In: 10/26/2009 - 08:26
Profile Views: 1292
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Twinkie's Interests

Family, mexican food, Negro Modelo, saladitos

Twinkie's Favorite Links

Overbooked! An article about my MAS BOOK CLUB
[f]oxymoron... a blog to enjoy!
Poppycede.. a blog I enjoy reading!
My MAS BOOK CLUB
Libra Girl another blog I enjoy reading!

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Twinkie's Recent Comments

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View Comment Posted 03/09/2009 - 13:36
It was part of the Violence Against Women Awareness Month's activities, I believe? Or Women's History month? or...
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View Comment Posted 03/09/2009 - 13:07
HOW FUN! YAY for you. I've never ventured out like that and sometimes I wish I had. I hope you take pictures and post...
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View Comment Posted 03/09/2009 - 13:06
You're a Coy Defender! My hero! well, I Mean.. not MY hero since I'm not a coy. But a hero just the same!
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View Comment Posted 03/09/2009 - 13:04
Just follow the yellow brick road? YES follow the yellow the brick road. Oh great.. now I have that song stuck in my...
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View Comment Posted 03/09/2009 - 13:02
Did you make it to all the events? I went to a similar event this weekend in Visalia, at COS.. we missed Dolores Huerta...

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View Comment Posted 04/14/2009 - 09:57
message via facebook from my cousin Chanda:  oh yeah....saw him in Sex in the City. your cousin is one lucky lady :D
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message via email from my friend SusyQ: OMG!  I am SO jealous!  He is the most sexy guy in the world and I, too, never...
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View Comment Posted 04/10/2009 - 08:56
ha. I'm with you. Give me some privacy.. sheesh.. isn't anything sacred anymore?
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Oooh gross! There's a sign in our bathroom at work that says, "PLEASE MAKE SURE EVERYTHING FLUSHES!" You just know,...
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View Comment Posted 04/09/2009 - 08:44
comments left on my Somebody Stole My Twinkie blog    Thrice April 9, 2009 at 5:47 pm · Edit buahaha!

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Dancing With MY Star Posted 04/14/2009 - 07:43
  *This article/story was written by my cousin Kim after I convinced her that it was too juicy not to share with the...
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More Potty Talk: It's Not What You Think Posted 04/13/2009 - 14:19
Last Friday was a weird day for me. Everything that could have gone wrong, went wrong. Of course, weird things ALWAYS...
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Has Etiquette Gone Down The Toilet? Posted 04/09/2009 - 06:42
Do you remember the cute little signs that were crochet by Nana that read “If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a...
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Singing Praise? Posted 04/06/2009 - 09:43
OK.. can I just say something?  What’s up with customer service lately? I mean, seriously? Well, I guess it's not so...
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Parenting (non) Advice Posted 04/03/2009 - 07:13
As parents, if there is ONE lesson we need to learn from the get-go is: You will NEVER know everything about your kids...

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morganjames
Tuesday, September 15, 2009 - 06:21

your bio made me lol

florita
Tuesday, May 12, 2009 - 16:22
hey twinkie, i love your Vegas story, i have had some good rememberal times with my girlfriends, its a blast i cant wait to go back.
rockband94
Sunday, March 15, 2009 - 13:07
HI!!! i would like to participate in the expo again this year!!! as you can see i have done this before!!! so please comment back!!!
florita
Thursday, March 12, 2009 - 16:29
hi twinkie, i so much enjoyed your story, so so funny, what a crack up. i hate when crap like that happens, especially when "some1" should of been polite and said something to you, i would've, i'm like that, cuz you never know when you need it back, "finger lickin good", lol.
dweaver333
Wednesday, December 17, 2008 - 17:16
Yep! I'm working on Moonpies and Movie Stars — I'm at the Arizona-California border still, so I'm about halfway through. Have fun reading Palahniuk!