Twinkie

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About Twinkie

A little bit about me? Ok, well here it goes! 

My name is Norma and I was on my way to superstardom as a tall, skinny and beautiful super model until a freak accident caused me to shrink in size and gain weight.

 

 

Too short to model and with no other skills I decided to change career paths and so here I am.

My current job description is Tooth Fairy, Nurse, Lifeguard, Maid, Santa's Helper, Dessert Coordinator, Master Chef, Personal Assistant, Sports Manager, *Referee*Chauffer, Travel Agent/Vacation Planner.

OH, and I also hold a PAYING job in which I go to just to rest from my REAL job at home.

I graduated from McFarland High School in 1989. I am now married and have four children the ages of 18, 17, 9, and 8.

They are my world.

I never really understood that phrase until I became a mother.

-Although my real name is Norma I chose my childhood nickname "Twinkie" for my blog.  It might sound like a silly name, but in fact... well it is. It was given to me in high school by a very dear friend of mine who passed away, so in honor of her, I kept it. 

I am originally from Guadalajara, Jalisco, MX and grew up partly in Colonia Santa Cecilia and partly in Tijuana. This picture was taken in "Los Barrancos de Tijuana."

When I was about 9 years old my family made the big move into the United States and we've been here ever since. My parents had three more children which they raised in McFarland. By "they" of course I mean my wonderful mom and my older sister. My dad's job as a father was complete as far as he was concerned when he helped conceive them.

I love to write and have been blogging/writing my crazy random thoughts since 2006. I won Bakersfield Blogger of the Year in 2007. It's the only thing I've ever won, and this includes lottery tickets and raffles.

Well, I guess by now I probably told you more than you needed to know so that's all. For now. I hope you enjoy reading my crazy random thoughts!

OH.. and another thing.. the most important thing! I LOVE THIS MAN!

  

blog characters: 

Twinkie = me

Mr. Twinkie= the love of my life

the baby Twinkies are Big Mickey (8 year old) Annequin (9 years old) Princess Twinkie (17 years old)

Too Cool Twinkie (18 years old)

 

(left to right) T, B, and Teen Barbie and Cabana Boy, 

Goocher and Dee= my best friends since 3rd grade

There's a few other friends I blog about:

I usually post pictures of them if I'm talking about them, so you'll know who they are.

User Name: Twinkie
Member Since: 04/30/2007 - 09:49
Last Signed In: 10/26/2009 - 08:26
Profile Views: 1286
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Twinkie's Interests

Family, mexican food, Negro Modelo, saladitos

Twinkie's Favorite Links

Overbooked! An article about my MAS BOOK CLUB
[f]oxymoron... a blog to enjoy!
Poppycede.. a blog I enjoy reading!
My MAS BOOK CLUB
Libra Girl another blog I enjoy reading!

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View Comment Posted 04/30/2007 - 18:21
Estan son... las mananitas que cantaba el Rey David....   Happy belated birthday!

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View Comment Posted 11/08/2007 - 11:52
Twinks, I do have fun memories of the laundromat! I love people watching too! And I love sitting on my butt! So, I...
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View Comment Posted 11/08/2007 - 11:51
aww! Daydreamer you are a GEM of a friend! I would share minerals with you any time! *wink *wink!
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View Comment Posted 11/08/2007 - 11:49
HAHAHAA! He is too cute! Seriously!! Those pictures just make the story even cuter! You are a great mom Twink. BUT...
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View Comment Posted 11/08/2007 - 11:46
Hee! That is so very Twinkie of you! But I love you so much I would be honored to have your germs!
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View Comment Posted 11/08/2007 - 11:26
Ghost stories...hmmm...I remember when I was little I went to Hotel Del Coronado in San Diego.  Suposidly one of the...

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Burn The Witch: He Who Cast The First Stone Posted 10/23/2009 - 10:25
    One thing you have to understand about artists is that they typically are regular people like...
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Let's Burn The Witch Posted 10/22/2009 - 11:53
 What is Burn The Witch:   Burn The Witch is an annual all-female artist show held in Bakersfield, Ca....
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The Logic of a 9 Year Old Posted 10/20/2009 - 08:29
Over dinner:Big Mickey: “Mom? I been thinking a lot about this. And I think you really should take the t.v. out...
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Celebration Time! Come on! Posted 10/19/2009 - 13:03
There’s something to be said about goals. I don’t ever really make any and the ones I do make I more than...
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BOOK READING: America Libre by Raul Ramos y Sanchez Posted 09/14/2009 - 11:32
Heritage of America Educational & Cultural FoundationFOR IMMEDIATE RELEASEBook, America Libre Committee, ...

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morganjames
Tuesday, September 15, 2009 - 06:21

your bio made me lol

florita
Tuesday, May 12, 2009 - 16:22
hey twinkie, i love your Vegas story, i have had some good rememberal times with my girlfriends, its a blast i cant wait to go back.
rockband94
Sunday, March 15, 2009 - 13:07
HI!!! i would like to participate in the expo again this year!!! as you can see i have done this before!!! so please comment back!!!
florita
Thursday, March 12, 2009 - 16:29
hi twinkie, i so much enjoyed your story, so so funny, what a crack up. i hate when crap like that happens, especially when "some1" should of been polite and said something to you, i would've, i'm like that, cuz you never know when you need it back, "finger lickin good", lol.
dweaver333
Wednesday, December 17, 2008 - 17:16
Yep! I'm working on Moonpies and Movie Stars — I'm at the Arizona-California border still, so I'm about halfway through. Have fun reading Palahniuk!