Twinkie

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About Twinkie

A little bit about me? Ok, well here it goes! 

My name is Norma and I was on my way to superstardom as a tall, skinny and beautiful super model until a freak accident caused me to shrink in size and gain weight.

 

 

Too short to model and with no other skills I decided to change career paths and so here I am.

My current job description is Tooth Fairy, Nurse, Lifeguard, Maid, Santa's Helper, Dessert Coordinator, Master Chef, Personal Assistant, Sports Manager, *Referee*Chauffer, Travel Agent/Vacation Planner.

OH, and I also hold a PAYING job in which I go to just to rest from my REAL job at home.

I graduated from McFarland High School in 1989. I am now married and have four children the ages of 18, 17, 9, and 8.

They are my world.

I never really understood that phrase until I became a mother.

-Although my real name is Norma I chose my childhood nickname "Twinkie" for my blog.  It might sound like a silly name, but in fact... well it is. It was given to me in high school by a very dear friend of mine who passed away, so in honor of her, I kept it. 

I am originally from Guadalajara, Jalisco, MX and grew up partly in Colonia Santa Cecilia and partly in Tijuana. This picture was taken in "Los Barrancos de Tijuana."

When I was about 9 years old my family made the big move into the United States and we've been here ever since. My parents had three more children which they raised in McFarland. By "they" of course I mean my wonderful mom and my older sister. My dad's job as a father was complete as far as he was concerned when he helped conceive them.

I love to write and have been blogging/writing my crazy random thoughts since 2006. I won Bakersfield Blogger of the Year in 2007. It's the only thing I've ever won, and this includes lottery tickets and raffles.

Well, I guess by now I probably told you more than you needed to know so that's all. For now. I hope you enjoy reading my crazy random thoughts!

OH.. and another thing.. the most important thing! I LOVE THIS MAN!

  

blog characters: 

Twinkie = me

Mr. Twinkie= the love of my life

the baby Twinkies are Big Mickey (8 year old) Annequin (9 years old) Princess Twinkie (17 years old)

Too Cool Twinkie (18 years old)

 

(left to right) T, B, and Teen Barbie and Cabana Boy, 

Goocher and Dee= my best friends since 3rd grade

There's a few other friends I blog about:

I usually post pictures of them if I'm talking about them, so you'll know who they are.

User Name: Twinkie
Member Since: 04/30/2007 - 09:49
Last Signed In: 10/26/2009 - 08:26
Profile Views: 1288
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Twinkie's Interests

Family, mexican food, Negro Modelo, saladitos

Twinkie's Favorite Links

Overbooked! An article about my MAS BOOK CLUB
[f]oxymoron... a blog to enjoy!
Poppycede.. a blog I enjoy reading!
My MAS BOOK CLUB
Libra Girl another blog I enjoy reading!

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View Comment Posted 02/10/2009 - 06:31
I'm not sure who "Twiggy" is but I'll go ahead and answer for her! LOL  I don't know if that's the amount of the "...
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View Comment Posted 02/06/2009 - 06:22
via Facebook:  "Your too funny Norma! I think your onto something.. especially since the Judge backed the Gov. for our...
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View Comment Posted 02/05/2009 - 14:38
    posted by AnnieLWhite on Feb 5, 2009 at 02:06 PM if i was that boys mom i would have killed her. wheres the...
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View Comment Posted 02/05/2009 - 11:51
posted by AnnieLWhite on Feb 5, 2009 at 01:40 PM WTF! i didnt read ot hear that, is the kid ok? Report Violation...
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View Comment Posted 02/05/2009 - 11:13
But back to the blog at hand and therefore speaking of ignorant biznatches.. did you hear about the lady that was...

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View Comment Posted 04/09/2009 - 08:42
comments left on my bakotopia blog: posted by msjosey on Apr 9, 2009 at 09:58 AM LOL! The pubic hair is the grossest...
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View Comment Posted 03/13/2009 - 13:26
WHAT A CRACK-UP, YOU AND MAMA TWINKIE JUST MADE MY DAY,  THANK YOU:)
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View Comment Posted 03/13/2009 - 13:06
IT SEEMS LIKE A COOL PLACE, I THINK I  JUST MADE PLANS FOR 2NITE, THANKS FOR THE HEADS-UP :)
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View Comment Posted 03/10/2009 - 08:54
Joe, I love your "play on words" hee hee.. brinababy, I've just learned to laugh at myself. I mean, what else can I do...
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View Comment Posted 03/09/2009 - 16:19
dang thats intense!!! im sorry:( same thing with me. well kinda...

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Twinkie's Recent Posts

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McFarland High School Class of 1989 Reunion Posted 04/02/2009 - 07:49
Time flies when you’re already old. I mean, when you’re young it doesn’t go by fast enough, right?  You can’t wait till...
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MAS BOOK CLUB: "Lost In America, Memoirs of a Maverick" by Joe Tetro Posted 03/27/2009 - 11:14
Every review I’ve read about "Lost In America, Memoirs of a Maverick" by Joe Tetro warns you that it’s explicit in...
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Joe Tetro Is Lost In America Posted 03/27/2009 - 07:23
Every review I’ve read about Lost In America, Memoires of a Maverick by Joe Tetro warns you that’s it’s explicit in...
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Lost In America: Memoires of a Maverick Posted 03/26/2009 - 08:35
**FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE** Joe Tetro Tel:  (661) 366-4049 Email:  joe.tetro@yahoo.com   Lost in America: Memoirs of a...
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Childhood Memories Posted 03/20/2009 - 06:50
"Hey you should blog about the time we put on that show for the neighborhood kids, remember?" Dorp said. "OH I KNOW!...

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morganjames
Tuesday, September 15, 2009 - 06:21

your bio made me lol

florita
Tuesday, May 12, 2009 - 16:22
hey twinkie, i love your Vegas story, i have had some good rememberal times with my girlfriends, its a blast i cant wait to go back.
rockband94
Sunday, March 15, 2009 - 13:07
HI!!! i would like to participate in the expo again this year!!! as you can see i have done this before!!! so please comment back!!!
florita
Thursday, March 12, 2009 - 16:29
hi twinkie, i so much enjoyed your story, so so funny, what a crack up. i hate when crap like that happens, especially when "some1" should of been polite and said something to you, i would've, i'm like that, cuz you never know when you need it back, "finger lickin good", lol.
dweaver333
Wednesday, December 17, 2008 - 17:16
Yep! I'm working on Moonpies and Movie Stars — I'm at the Arizona-California border still, so I'm about halfway through. Have fun reading Palahniuk!