Twinkie

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About Twinkie

A little bit about me? Ok, well here it goes! 

My name is Norma and I was on my way to superstardom as a tall, skinny and beautiful super model until a freak accident caused me to shrink in size and gain weight.

 

 

Too short to model and with no other skills I decided to change career paths and so here I am.

My current job description is Tooth Fairy, Nurse, Lifeguard, Maid, Santa's Helper, Dessert Coordinator, Master Chef, Personal Assistant, Sports Manager, *Referee*Chauffer, Travel Agent/Vacation Planner.

OH, and I also hold a PAYING job in which I go to just to rest from my REAL job at home.

I graduated from McFarland High School in 1989. I am now married and have four children the ages of 18, 17, 9, and 8.

They are my world.

I never really understood that phrase until I became a mother.

-Although my real name is Norma I chose my childhood nickname "Twinkie" for my blog.  It might sound like a silly name, but in fact... well it is. It was given to me in high school by a very dear friend of mine who passed away, so in honor of her, I kept it. 

I am originally from Guadalajara, Jalisco, MX and grew up partly in Colonia Santa Cecilia and partly in Tijuana. This picture was taken in "Los Barrancos de Tijuana."

When I was about 9 years old my family made the big move into the United States and we've been here ever since. My parents had three more children which they raised in McFarland. By "they" of course I mean my wonderful mom and my older sister. My dad's job as a father was complete as far as he was concerned when he helped conceive them.

I love to write and have been blogging/writing my crazy random thoughts since 2006. I won Bakersfield Blogger of the Year in 2007. It's the only thing I've ever won, and this includes lottery tickets and raffles.

Well, I guess by now I probably told you more than you needed to know so that's all. For now. I hope you enjoy reading my crazy random thoughts!

OH.. and another thing.. the most important thing! I LOVE THIS MAN!

  

blog characters: 

Twinkie = me

Mr. Twinkie= the love of my life

the baby Twinkies are Big Mickey (8 year old) Annequin (9 years old) Princess Twinkie (17 years old)

Too Cool Twinkie (18 years old)

 

(left to right) T, B, and Teen Barbie and Cabana Boy, 

Goocher and Dee= my best friends since 3rd grade

There's a few other friends I blog about:

I usually post pictures of them if I'm talking about them, so you'll know who they are.

User Name: Twinkie
Member Since: 04/30/2007 - 09:49
Last Signed In: 10/26/2009 - 08:26
Profile Views: 1287
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Twinkie's Interests

Family, mexican food, Negro Modelo, saladitos

Twinkie's Favorite Links

Overbooked! An article about my MAS BOOK CLUB
[f]oxymoron... a blog to enjoy!
Poppycede.. a blog I enjoy reading!
My MAS BOOK CLUB
Libra Girl another blog I enjoy reading!

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View Comment Posted 02/05/2009 - 11:00
posted by AnnieLWhite on Feb 5, 2009 at 12:53 PM hahaha right on. loved it. But there is the differance between me...
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from suzydearest via email: Norma:  You are too clever!  I love the movie pictures with you in the background.  If you...
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from vilewoman via email: HAHAHA! Twinkie says 10 babies isn't for Ding Dongs! I spit coffee out! HAHAHAHA! Great plan...
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posted by twinkie on Feb 5, 2009 at 10:21 AM sorry about any typo's or mispelled words. My computer isn't allowing...
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View Comment Posted 01/30/2009 - 14:32
    posted by RobShock on Jan 30, 2009 at 03:59 PM Unfortunately it looks like I'll be out of town that day.  I...

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View Comment Posted 03/09/2009 - 15:05
Boy!! You had me breathing hard there for a minute Twinkie until you threw a "fowl" er...chicken skin, at me.
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View Comment Posted 02/13/2009 - 09:27
Actually, I used to work as an Human Service Technician, aka welfare worker (the WORST job in the world), and they...
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View Comment Posted 02/10/2009 - 06:31
I'm not sure who "Twiggy" is but I'll go ahead and answer for her! LOL  I don't know if that's the amount of the "...
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View Comment Posted 02/09/2009 - 17:28
Twiggy, Twiggy, Twiggy, how did you find out that you'd have to transfer  $3,000?  You didn't fall for that scam did ya...
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View Comment Posted 02/06/2009 - 06:22
via Facebook:  "Your too funny Norma! I think your onto something.. especially since the Judge backed the Gov. for our...

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A SHOCKingly Fun Time Posted 03/13/2009 - 06:44
“We’re heading out. Be there in fifteen minutes.” I text.   “Tell me when you get here so I can know if I’m at the...
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Conversations With Mama Twinkie Posted 03/11/2009 - 10:50
Conversations with my mom are always interesting. They are like an adventure. And you just never know where they are...
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Ain't No Thing But a Chicken Wing Posted 03/09/2009 - 13:31
I’d recently been shopping and had this totally cute outfit I was waiting for a chance to wear. It was dressy enough...
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Don't Fall For Facebook Scams Posted 02/06/2009 - 09:35
I recently read an article on MSN news which talks about the latest online scams. This one involves Facebook. My...
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Twinkie Has Twinktuplets! Posted 02/05/2009 - 08:27
I remember getting into a semi argument with a friend about three years ago over the economy. She claimed the economy...

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morganjames
Tuesday, September 15, 2009 - 06:21

your bio made me lol

florita
Tuesday, May 12, 2009 - 16:22
hey twinkie, i love your Vegas story, i have had some good rememberal times with my girlfriends, its a blast i cant wait to go back.
rockband94
Sunday, March 15, 2009 - 13:07
HI!!! i would like to participate in the expo again this year!!! as you can see i have done this before!!! so please comment back!!!
florita
Thursday, March 12, 2009 - 16:29
hi twinkie, i so much enjoyed your story, so so funny, what a crack up. i hate when crap like that happens, especially when "some1" should of been polite and said something to you, i would've, i'm like that, cuz you never know when you need it back, "finger lickin good", lol.
dweaver333
Wednesday, December 17, 2008 - 17:16
Yep! I'm working on Moonpies and Movie Stars — I'm at the Arizona-California border still, so I'm about halfway through. Have fun reading Palahniuk!